The “R” Word

Lately there has been an outpour of rage directed at how our public officials view; or in this case, treat it like a punchline. (That asshole tbh)

I have no more to add in that discussion, except than to say HELL NO to that asshole becoming a Supreme Court nominee. Hell, if he has any shame at all, he should plunge himself and his ignorant ass to the nearest crater of an active volcano. Also, that if Roy Suryo (now a serious bidness MINISTER; God help us all) have any spare time from doing serious youth-stuff, he should look into Asshole’s laptop. Bet there’s plenty of BDSM kinky stuff in there for someone to lightly “joke” about rape victims like he did.

The other day Ines put up a link to Xiaxue’s blog (nope, won’t link her blog) about this rape case and her (XX, not Ines) take on this. I often say that while I used to admire XX’s trolling ways, that girl could be a dumbass ignorant sometimes and I can’t with this FAIL attempt at being edgy. This is one of the instance when I want to yank her ratchet pink weave and tell her to have several seats because bitch, stawp you’re a disgrace. To have her write that shit in the first place is one thing, but to update the post a year later to show her sense of superiority because she felt validated is another. Seriously, that girl…

This poor girl right now…

I have been so out of the loop from the pageant world; I didn’t even remember that Miss Universe 2012 is underway (although unlike previous years, this year i really duncurr).  Wouldn’t even be alerted if Atri did not tweet me this:

Full reaction after the cut >>>>

COMO NO TE VOY A QUERER

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE

Mom

As the neighbors’ house assistants (alias pembantu) started coming back from their hometowns, one of mine has not.

She has been in our family since I was a baby and my mom is 100% dependent on her superb multitasking ability. Apparently she’s been tangled up in her hometown because of — wait for it — BOY PROBLEM.

A husband problem, exactly.

Here’s my mom’s cliffnote version of the events: My maid’s husband; being left by his wife WHO EARNS MONEY FOR HIM WHILE HE SITS ON HIS ASS EVERYDAY, had impregnated some girl. He got kicked out of the house by my maid’s mother (YOU GO ABUELA!), but apparently my maid (bless her) still wants him back.

That story alone could make for a rating-juggernaut FTV series, but that’s not what my blog post will be about.

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For bb darlings…

Also: I lied. This would read more as RAGEY BLURBS

Xabi Alonso: So CLOSE and yet so far ;___;

Disclaimer: All of the pictures I post here are taken by me, and despite the lack of watermarking; I’d appreciate it if you notify me if you intend to use it. TYVM.

First of all thank youuuuuuu for my friend M for letting me know about this event because otherwise I would probably be that girl stalking his hotel just to get a picture. Thanks to them, I could get TONS of picture and not get arrested.

A little intro, there’s this snack company that becomes a local sponsor of Real Madrid. Pretty cool huh?
I think they helped RM build their soccer school there, and holds amazing charity events like this one. Last year they managed to get Luis Figo. This year…. XABI “OHMYGAWD I CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S REAL” ALONSO was brought… with his wife.

CAMPEONES CAMPEONES OOOOO OOOOOO OOOO

I will pretty this post up later when I can upload some BEAUTY,

BUT HELL YEAAAAHHHH PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madridistas everywhere knows that this title is a long-time coming and damn it, we deserve it. Don’t let a group of overpaid garden gnomes and their ilk tell you differently!!!!

And, in the words of Jed Bartlet: “What’s next?”

EDIT: I know I said I would post lots of topless pictures, but really; these pictures say EVERYTHING about my feelings:

San Iker Casillas Fernandez, the true personification of “Real Madrid.” STAY WITH US FOREVER CAPI!

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OK I lied. This post won’t be complete without furry Esteban and Xabi:

THE PARTY WON’T START WITHOUT DRUNK!XABI (WHICH IS THE BEST!XABI):

THIS TEAM… THIS TEAAAAAMMM!!!!

LATE Liveblogging: Miss Indonesia 2012

Judge Judy, The Teller of Absolute Truths.

LMAO I started tuning in almost 3/4 way thru so I missed all the EXTRAVAGAAAAANZAAAAAA a.k.a. cheap-looking fillers. I think I got lucky. Was briefly thinking about not doing it at all but after you read my first paragraph, I think you will get why I finally posted this stuff. Seriously, this show was so WRONG. But in a hilarious way. Basically if something is so wrong in so many levels, but is harmless, doesn’t cost you any money anyway, and make you laugh annually, IT NEEDS TO CONTINUE. So if anything, THANK YOU RCTI and Miss Indonesia for making me laugh so hard after such difficult times. I changed my mind after the FLOP GIRLS opened their mouths. Continue reading to see why I changed my mind: THIS PAGEANT NEEDS TO GTFO.

Here we goooo…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
(Warning: pretty GIF-heavy)

Kyodai Ramen

RAMEN WAR IS ON!

As usual, Kelapa Gading’s food scene is so predictable. Started with Ramen Sanpachi in Artha Gading (they’ve moved to Sunter now tho —- WHY. WHY. PORQUE. WHY MUST THEY PUSH ME OUT OF KELAPA GADING TO EAT.), and then Ajisen Ramen in MKG’s Food Temptation popped out, Shin-Men in La Piazza, and then of course there’s Hakata Ikkousha, and boom. Now Kyodai Ramen wants a slice of the pie. I’ve reviewed Hakata and Shin-Men in this blog before; meanwhile I have eaten Ajisen before but wasn’t so impressed. Price-wise, all of them are still trying to reach deep into our pockets; with no ramen priced below IDR 40 K/bowl. But now let’s talk about Kyodai Ramen.

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