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COMO NO TE VOY A QUERER

18 Sep

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE

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LATE Liveblogging: Miss Indonesia 2012

28 Apr


Judge Judy, The Teller of Absolute Truths
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LMAO I started tuning in almost 3/4 way thru so I missed all the EXTRAVAGAAAAANZAAAAAA a.k.a. cheap-looking fillers. I think I got lucky. Was briefly thinking about not doing it at all but after you read my first paragraph, I think you will get why I finally posted this stuff. Seriously, this show was so WRONG. But in a hilarious way. Basically if something is so wrong in so many levels, but is harmless, doesn’t cost you any money anyway, and make you laugh annually, IT NEEDS TO CONTINUE. So if anything, THANK YOU RCTI and Miss Indonesia for making me laugh so hard after such difficult times. I changed my mind after the FLOP GIRLS opened their mouths. Continue reading to see why I changed my mind: THIS PAGEANT NEEDS TO GTFO.

Here we goooo…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
(Warning: pretty GIF-heavy)

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I wrote this not just because of the traffic jams

15 Dec

WARNING: It’s going to be tl;dr. SAVE YOURSELVES NOW.

At first I really really really don’t want to write about the issue no matter how intense my ~feelings are about it. You know, it’s classy to only speak good things about the departed and so on & so forth. Actually, I did tweet about this issue in 7 or so concise posts and I thought that was it; that I had finally let everything out. As it turned out, THE UNIVERSE threw me a curveball tonight that made my bloggin’ juices a-flowing and when the universe called; you just can’t dodge it away.

So today; stuff was pretty light at the office (calm before the storm) so I was able to get out on 7-ish (instead of 8.30). I normally don’t want to drive home at that hour because the traffic is still pretty crazy and I like driving on an empty road (usually starts on 8.30-ish).

TONIGHT THO, IN ADDITION TO THE USUAL CRAY, THIS HAPPENS.
Basically the road that they blocked is narrow (2-lines only), very heavily commuted, LOTS of U-turns and on top of that it is also a Transjakarta route. It stretches from East to the Northernmost tip of Jakarta and is the main access for big vehicles & truck to reach the harbor. Got the idea of how important this street is?

SO MUCH FEELINGS AFTER THE CUT! SAVE YOURSELVES NOW! LAST CHANCE!

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Perception

12 May

I had the short stick of the draw — or so I thought.

Another who I perceived to be lucky, thought they had the short stick.

And then another.

And another.

So basically this place is a steaming pile of shit.

OIC.

Remembering Cikeusik

9 Feb

WARNING: CONTAINS GRAPHIC VIOLENCE

I’m sure by now you’ve heard about THIS LYNCHING + ATTEMPT AT GENOCIDE, correcto?

Well, here’s some example of how our “immoral” and “kafir” fellow behaved in dealing with lynching and racial or religion-based murders:

Mulugeta Seraw case (1988)

WHAT: Some white-supremacist douches claiming they were simply doing their civic duty by killing an Ethiopian man. For what? For being black.

AFTERMATH: Lawyers succesfully sued those douches (and their organization, the aptly named White Aryan Resistance) for a total US$ 12.5 million. WAR declared bankruptcy, and all of their assets were sold to make payments. The douche who did the killing still make payments to the deceased family.

Michael Donald (1981)

WHAT: Some KKK assholes lynched a 20-year old black dude… for being black.

AFTERMATH: The Southern Poverty Law Center (it’s like the Lembaga Bantuan Hukum in here, but with balls) brought a wrongful death suit on behalf of Beulah Mae Donald, the deceased’s mom. The Klan was hit with a $7 million wrongful-death verdict in the case.The settlement bankrupted the United Klans of America (POETIC JUSTICE). The Donald family was given the deed to the UKA meeting hall in Tuscaloosa County, Alabama. Beulah Mae Donald used the settlement to buy her first home.

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So… feeling a strong punch of deja-vu yet?

A few days ago, a group of people just got attacked for believing a certain religion, by a mob of YOU KNOW WHOS (I’m sure if they investigate this seriously, they will find a solid connection with THAT GROUP and THAT POLITICAL PARTY), CAUGHT ON CAMERA, causing 3 casualties and 6 more under intensive care. I know I have sworn off writing about politics because I just don’t feel like my voice mean anything, but on this case I’m willing to make an exception.

You know what, I’m just a nobody and I know exactly what will happen if I mention THOSE PEOPLE/ORGANIZATIONS by name. Doesn’t matter that ALL OF US have seen them flaunting their organizational emblems while doing the destructions, and hearing their leaders spewing hate-fanning sermons. What made me 100% pessimistic is the fact that our leaders are also acting like nobodies. They refuse to mention those people by their names for fear of political consequences. Sadly but true, it’s because in Indonesia, there are more stupid crazy extremist assholes than level-headed sane ones. Dunno when that would change, if ever.

I don’t want to go into a long-ass diatribe, but if our country needs to be “immoral” and “kafir” just like our friends in the States to have this kind of shit prosecuted, SO BE IT.

It’s funny how the one who claims to be “With God” (God just rolled his eyes and wagged His fingers, “GURL, NO!”) can be so… evil, isn’t it?

PS: You know who should be RI1? …. I actually typed a few names (including some hybrid ubermensch like Stalin/Thatcher or Merkel/Chuck Norris), but it seems like I couldn’t find anyone or anything capable of solving the clusterfuck. That’s how much I have lost any hope for Indonesia.

ANGRYBlogging: Puteri Indonesia 2010

8 Oct

All of the HILARRRR gifs used in the following posts are mostly obtained during my trip to the wonderful world of ONTD Football. Thank you for all the amazing gif-makers out there!

Hiya peeps. As it has been a tradition of this blog, I am doing you all a favor by marching through this torturous 3-hour pageant for you. What was painful for me (and my back), I hope would be HILARIOUS to you. A little recap: THEY HAVEN’T CHANGED. The organizers are still a bunch of closeted high-life wannabes who think that soprano-singing and high-end kebaya equals HIGH CLASS. In addition to that, they still haven’t figured out any sense of TIME or ENTERTAINMENT. On the bright side, they seem to have found new ways to induce our nightmares this year, so kudos!

Sammy, Cass, and Dean invite you to this trainwreck AFTER THE JUMP!!

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