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Letter from Bluey

11 Jul

Dear Mom and Dad,

How are you? Fine? Still fighting a hoard of green pigs with uncanny architectural skillz? I wish you luck in your next endeavor, may it be Angry Birds: Fight Against Decepticons Edition or the Angry Birds: True Blood Edition. As you all know, people are looking forward to see our kind taking sides with a preferably naked Viking vampire, so good luck on that endeavor. I know that you all are still mad because I chose to leave the Angry Boids’ universe and venture to the real world. I thought it would be a great chance for me to broaden my horizon, and as it turns out it does. Kind of. Really.


I was sitting pretty with my tribesbirdies when a girl came in and pick me out of the bunch. I know there’s something wrong when she said “This looks like an amazing toy for Mochimon!!!!” but as you all know of me, I tried to stay positive. Toys are usually treated with love and cared for. Some actually are essential to keep a child (?) active and creative. At the time I was so excited because I was about to take part in a child’s (?) development. To think that I would have a part in his future potential, I was feeling buoyant and ready for the adventure.

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15 Jun

Everyday I’m comforted with the fact that I come home to this:

Even though my life is currently a big pool of fuckery of a mess, these two just need to do nothing but be their adorable self to make me feel less shitty.

Oh and Dear Old Pepsi, I love you too but you are not photogenic. Cups.

 

HALP

4 Apr

“MOOOOOOMMMM I DON’T WANT TO BE A MODEL!!!!! It will corrupt my innoshuns!!!!”

Gosh darn it Pippo, you are too cute NOT to enter the evil world of puppy-modeling.

Introducing: NACHO!

20 Jan

Super adorabuhls kitten for adoption!!!!!!!

Here he is:

Name: Nacho Mars (“’cause you’re amaysssinggg… just the way you areeee…”)
Nickname: Memeng (I know)
D.O.B: Dunno, but I think it’s around the 2nd week of December.
Fave food: Whiskas’ wet kitten food, tuna flavor; but generally will eat anything

Personality traits: Cuddly and playful, good with other pets (see below), and willing to be belly-rubbed. He’s been hand-raised since he was a few days old, so he is very friendly with humans.

More pics!!!!! FEATURING MOCHI!!!

I swear Momochan loves Nacho, and he’s not trying to eat him here.



“Mommeh, why u white and I stripey?”

MOCHI IS OFFENDED BY NACHO’S ACCUSATION. “IZ NOT YOUR MOMMEH!”

Reason putting him up for adoption: MY MOM IS A CAT-HATER.

For cat-loving people who’s willing to take another family member, please email me at smosiana@yahoo.com. I plan to have him vaccinated next month (*coughABISGAJIANcough*), and then will be able to deliver* him to your home.

You won’t regret having Nach-nach in your house. He’s going to be a heartbreaker kitteh, I can tell already.

+ one more pleading Nacho with begging eyeses:

TELL YO FRIENDS, TELL YO FAMILY, TELL YO KIDS!!!!!

*delivery only to Jakarta area (yea, exclude Tangerang, Karawaci, Bekasi, Depok, Sentul, Bogor, etc etc), except if you’re kind of hot and single. (—> TETEP!)