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COMO NO TE VOY A QUERER

18 Sep

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE

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Xabi Alonso: So CLOSE and yet so far ;___;

7 Jul

Disclaimer: All of the pictures I post here are taken by me, and despite the lack of watermarking; I’d appreciate it if you notify me if you intend to use it. TYVM.

First of all thank youuuuuuu for my friend M for letting me know about this event because otherwise I would probably be that girl stalking his hotel just to get a picture. Thanks to them, I could get TONS of picture and not get arrested.

A little intro, there’s this snack company that becomes a local sponsor of Real Madrid. Pretty cool huh?
I think they helped RM build their soccer school there, and holds amazing charity events like this one. Last year they managed to get Luis Figo. This year…. XABI “OHMYGAWD I CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S REAL” ALONSO was brought… with his wife.

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CAMPEONES CAMPEONES OOOOO OOOOOO OOOO

3 May

I will pretty this post up later when I can upload some BEAUTY,

BUT HELL YEAAAAHHHH PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madridistas everywhere knows that this title is a long-time coming and damn it, we deserve it. Don’t let a group of overpaid garden gnomes and their ilk tell you differently!!!!

And, in the words of Jed Bartlet: “What’s next?”

EDIT: I know I said I would post lots of topless pictures, but really; these pictures say EVERYTHING about my feelings:


San Iker Casillas Fernandez, the true personification of “Real Madrid.” STAY WITH US FOREVER CAPI!

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OK I lied. This post won’t be complete without furry Esteban and Xabi:

THE PARTY WON’T START WITHOUT DRUNK!XABI (WHICH IS THE BEST!XABI):

THIS TEAM… THIS TEAAAAAMMM!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HASTA EL FINAL VAMOS REAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

22 Apr

OOOOOOOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELL YEAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FORGIVE ME BUT MY CAPSLOCK IS KAPUT BUT IDUNCURRRRRRR

I’M NOT USED TO THIS AMOUNT OF HAPPINESS AND ~FEELINGS IDK HOW TO FEEL ANYMORE BUT OOOOOMGGGG!!!!!!!

CRISTIANO RONALDO DOS SANTOS AVEIRO, BABY YOU ARE RICO GUAPO Y EL GRAN JUGADOR, ALSO: YOU CAN STICK IT ANYWHERE YOU WANT BABY, FLASH ME YOUR THIGHS ANYTIME YOU LIKE! MESUT BB OZIL HOLY HELLĀ  YOU ARE A WIZARD AND THAT ASSIST IS BETTER THAN REDTUBE XTUBE AND CUTEOVERLOAD COMBINED!!!!!!!!!!

HALA MADRID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH AND QUOTING MY FAVORITE TWEET OF THE DAY:

DONDE ESTAN? DONDE ESTAN? LOS HIJUEPUTAS CULES QUE NOS IBAN A GANAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#7

THAT’S RIGHT, BITCHES!

SEE YOU IN CIBELES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: pls don’t fuck this up, boys. Please.

The Gospel of Hala Madrid

9 Dec

Our Iker, who art in Madrid.
Hallowed be thy gloves.
Thy skills come, thy saves be done.
On the pitch as it is in practice.
Give us this Clasico, our daily hope,
and forgive us our offsides,
as we forgive those that dive against us….
And lead us not into red cards,
But deliver us from Cules.
For thine is the Saint,
the Banana and the captain,
For ever and ever.
Amen

(this divine poetry is the product of Susie’s genius mind, first posted in the best Real Madrid fangirl forum IN DA WORLD)

This week I’ve been bending over backwards trying to be a good girl, sew as much good karma as possible, keeping the snark at the minimum even though I’m surrounded by fuckery, etc etc etc BECAUSE CHRISTMAS NEEDS TO COME EARLY IN THE BERNABEU TO SPREAD JOY TO THE WOOOOOORRLD!!!!

And by “the world” I meant me. And the whole Madridistas in the world. Because we’re good people.
Why do I write like this, I’m too nervous to function; damn.

Basically HALA MADRIIIIIIIDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

UPDATE: …………………………………………………. I HAVE NO WORDS; THE TEARS IN MY EYES. THEY’RE A’FLOWING.

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22 Aug


More of Real Madrid’s drunken celebration this season pleeeeeeeeeaseeeee

After consulting my crystal ball (and by “crystal ball” I mean my full belly that is currently causing my blood sugar to spike), I hereby present my prediction grid for 2011/2012 end results (top 4) for Bundesliga, English Premier League, and La Liga.

As much as I want to try my luck in predicting the outcome of Serie A, Juventus (my first amore) is currently sucking hard and I can’t bring myself to watch any of their games. Sorry Del Piero et.al. Eh… has Del Piero retired yet? ~~~Goodbye my looove…

Full unparalleled farsightedness after the cut…

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